Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

giraffepoliceforce:

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

geekasaur:
“ marniethedog:
“ More tarte pls
”
the ol’ razzle dazzle
”

geekasaur:

marniethedog:

More tarte pls

the ol’ razzle dazzle

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

me-and-my-beard:
“ madsciences:
“ weallheartonedirection:
“ When engineers are bored.
”
Engineers are witches
”
You can do it with your stove too
”

me-and-my-beard:

madsciences:

weallheartonedirection:

When engineers are bored.

Engineers are witches

You can do it with your stove too

suculentxs:

jamiatt:

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

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